@ojedge: Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?
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@FrenulumBreve: [15 minutes into choosing which crab from the tank to have for dinner] Date: are you crying?
@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.
@StymieBrewer: "It's a bird! It's a plane!" - my 3 year old niece, excited as hell over some basic shit.