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@EndhooS: Do you know how fast you were going sir?

"15,000mph?"

Wha? No,like 65?

"Seems pretty slow wouldn't you say?"

I guess so.

"Ok bye"

bye?

Do you know how fast you were going sir?

“15,000mph?”

Wha? No,like 65?

“Seems pretty slow wouldn’t you say?”

I guess so.

“Ok bye”

bye?

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