@fred_dog: Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?
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@LaTreiHinton: Tom & Jerry had the realest beef of all time..... nvr said a word.... it was jus on sight ..
@HeMightBeJason: Grabbed Pizza Roll. Thought "my god that is so hot it's burning my fingers" and immediately popped it in my mouth. I'm a goddamn genius.
@davedittell: the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard
@Procaffinator: Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping and the other third making viral videos.