@fred_dog: Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?
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@MrSpoonicorn: i hate it when Darth Vader puts eggs in my mailbox and then rides away on a kids tricycle
@KalvinMacleod: GOD: for this to work, I need them to feel love CUPID: how about I shoot them through the heart with an arrow? GOD: ur starting to worry me
@heyevergreen: Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well.
@jonnysun: *explosiom of light* *univrse is created* *earth forms* *plants grow* *a grape fals off a vine adn drys* evreythimg hapens for a raisin