@fred_dog: Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?
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@Kyle_Lippert: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze it's like a little party on your face.
@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.
@Matt_the_1st: Who me? Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.