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@mrtruthandsoul: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"You thought I'd like your pretty lights?"
"Recite the alphabet backwards"
"I can't even do that sober"

“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
“You thought I’d like your pretty lights?”
“Recite the alphabet backwards”
“I can’t even do that sober”

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