@omgthatspunny: Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small
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@withanewname: [looking at pics] Where's that? -Hawaii Where's that? -Jamaica Daddy where was I? -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'?
@scorpicpanda: If there's awkward silence & he asks what you're thinking about "emotionally damaged werewolves" is not the best answer. I know this now.
@WritePlay: *Last week on "Models Who Weren't Expecting To Be Eaten By Bears"* JADE: When I was eaten by a bear, I was like what is happening lol