@omgthatspunny: Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small
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@ThisAlexStein: In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it.
@dubstep4dads: I wonder if Sallys parents were like "Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."
@TheMichaelRock: Only attractive people that get laid all the time troll people on the internet. Everybody knows that.
@Henry_3k: Carefully choosing my grocery check out line based on the back of who's head I want to beam hate into for the next 15 minutes.