@StansaidAirport: Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?
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@daemonic3: 1. Stand in sauna 2. Add 30,000 strangers 3. Take 2 steps every 30 seconds 4. Repeat for 12 hours Congratulations! How was Disneyworld?
@murrman5: HI? "The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease" ME? "yes" OH "sorry it's permanent" OK
@Fred_Delicious: [On date] Her - "so your profile said you like classical music? I love Mozart & Bach, how about you?" Me - "Jurassic Park theme"