@StansaidAirport: Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?
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@crushingbort: Some dude just ran into Starbucks, grabbed coconut water yelling "white people milk" and left. Went outside, coconut water all over street
@Quartzjixler: I like for my resolutions to be attainable so this year I resolve that I will neither become the pope nor will I become a cannibal.
@PajamaBen_: Billy where is your homework? "im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it"
@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist