@samalmightysam: Do you like water? Yes? Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me.
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@rhysjamesy: I go trick or treating dressed as a postman early in the morning and do the postman's exact route one house ahead so no one trusts him.
@stevemarriott: I lost my camouflage wallet, so if you happen to see it, then it's shitty camouflage and I don't want it back