@teenpuke: do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify
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@markleggett: If a soccer player falls in the forest and nobody is there to see it, do they still flail their arms and cry and act like a big dumb baby?
@SleazySli: [at a spelling bee] Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath* Judge: Ribbit