@WheelTod: Do you realize that if real women had the same proportions as Barbie they'd be only 11.5 inches tall?
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@MannyDiesel: Will smith literally runs in every movie. Name one movie he didn't run in. I'll wait
@KKAlThani: I pretend I'm on the phone when entering a barbershop & say "I stabbed him only cause I hate small talk " so he doesn't try to talk to me.
@egg_dog: supermarketes become so much more terrifying if you find a product with the word ‘instant’ and replaec it with ‘sudden’
@juliussharpe: I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money.