@WheelTod: Do you realize that if real women had the same proportions as Barbie they'd be only 11.5 inches tall?
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@imadepoopstoday: [job interview] "We feel that you just aren't quite mature enough for the position." It's the Velcro shoes, isn't it. "...yes."
@AshFrieds: There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil
@iamspacegirl: [mouse plane] mouse pilot: hello folks, this is your captain squeaking- *mouse passengers squeal with delight*
@FrogAvalanche: "To be is to do" - Socrates. "To do is to be" - Nietzsche. "Do be do be do" - Sinatra. "Beep beep beep" - R2D2.