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@murrman5: do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
"starting now?"
yes
"the judge looks like squints from the sandlot"

do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
“starting now?”
yes
“the judge looks like squints from the sandlot”

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