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@BrainFumbles: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the tru-"
I choose dare, your honor
"Bailiff, please hi-five the defendant"

“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the tru-”
I choose dare, your honor
“Bailiff, please hi-five the defendant”

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