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@samuelhlowe: -Do you take drugs?
-No.
-Ever tried them?
-Never.
-You seem very nervous.
-I'm just not used to being questioned by a unicorn.

-Do you take drugs?
-No.
-Ever tried them?
-Never.
-You seem very nervous.
-I’m just not used to being questioned by a unicorn.

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