@5hael: Do you think it's weird that the only reason we still have landlines is so cops in movies can wake each other up in the middle of night?
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@SocialustGal13: News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me.
@GrowlyGrego: Here, have my marionette set. "Cool. How much for it?" Just take it "For free? What's the catch?" No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
@Tresca69: Revenge is never as satisfying as you'd hope And the cops always come sooner then you expect
@funflaps: When you wish upon a star your feet burst into flame and you realize it was a dumb place to stand.