@ecareyo: Do you think Jesus described his hair color as light blonde or summer wheat?
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@The_Sculptress: Remember that time when you didn't call, & a giraffe round house kicked your neck, & you fell off a merry-go-round & died?nnSo sad. Really.
@causticbob: Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist that experimented with cadavers. His name was Frank
@DurtMcHurtt: I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.
@ashleycrem: I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things.