@Karate_Horse: do you think my parents divorced because I'm too handsome like they said
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@leechee420: Stop making mini snacks, people. Never have I been like, "wow this is a delicious cupcake. If only it were 1/4 of the size."
@GayDeceiver: Meanwhile, in Facebook, Greta, who dislikes the gays, is about to get a big surprise from her son and his "roommate" of 20 years.
@ScottFilmCritic: If you only see one raccoon getting a marriage proposal today, make it this one.