@maddie11_Anders: Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?
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@Ixwie: There's really nothing worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else's phone and having to pretend to laugh for 3 minutes.
@Rollinintheseat: When people say “You’re beautiful, don't let anyone tell you otherwise." I want to respond, "Nobody has really been telling me I'm ugly.”
@runolgarun: saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side
@envydatropic: My neighbors are having a terrible fight in the front yard. I mean hanging Christmas lights. Same.