@ericsshadow: Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
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@DadandBuried: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.
@rickolantern: My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks
@ewws13: Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.