@ericsshadow: Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
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@TheRolo: I hate people who make grandma mistakes. "Don't you mean grammar mistakes?" *Slaps green Jello out from her hand* I know what I said.
@Carbosly: When I leave a plane, I tighten the belts before I leave so that whoever sits there next will think "wow, whoever sat here was very thin".
@cambuslad: You totally had me at "I want you" and I was so excited, I completely missed the " To leave me alone" part....Sorry my bad.
@dafloydsta: NURSE: What's your blood type? ME: Oh, I'm not picky. I'll drink any kind. NURSE: What? ME: What?