@caperbc75: Do you think the guy responsible for squirting water in NFL players' mouths has "rehydration specialist" listed on his LinkedIn profile?
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@amphy1981: Life goals: Age 6: Be a pirate 10: Kiss more girls 16: Be 18 21: Be rich by 30 22 - 32: *File corrupted* 33: Improve on napping
@murrman5: are you the girl who has to type everything said in court? "yes" I'm sorry *looks back at prosecutor and answers his question as a dolphin*