@rachelle_mandik: do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?
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@Phook75: If Thomas Jefferson was alive today people would scream "What the hell? You're almost 300 years old!"
@3sunzzz: Tip from my mom: Always wear your bathrobe when at home. Then if somebody stops by unexpectedly you're "just about to hop in the shower".
@T_Bonezzz: SURVIVAL TIP If a gummy bear is chasing you, curl up like a ball and pretend you're stoned
@ItsAndyRyan: Russian computer: "Enter password" Me: "Beef stew" Russian computer: "Password not stroganoff"