@audipenny: Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body
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@AphroditeAfter5: Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
@Brianhopecomedy: My 2 year old woke up. 5 minutes of "Mommy!" 5 minutes of "Mommy?" Said "Daddy?" one time & my wife said, "You should go check on her".
@hrtbps: "How can it be global warming," pondered @realDonaldTrump, "if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."