@mrtruthandsoul: Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?
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@StellaRtwot: Why do other moms at the playground get all snotty if you ask their husband to push you when you're on a swing?
@shariv67: My husband said he bought the toupée for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men.
@XplodingUnicorn: Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, "I already TOLD you. You never listen." We have no idea if you're lying.
@DanMentos: One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic