@mrtruthandsoul: Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?
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@AaronFullerton: Excited for Downton Abbey tonight. According to DVR description, "Lord Grantham gets pissy when a lady challenges the class system." Oh boy!
@KelFocker: I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"
@perfect_messs: Sign at gym says "Judgement Free Zone." Lets see if they really mean it, I think as I pull a corn dog from my bra while doing the leg press.
@VanGobot: waiting for the exact moment these birds fall asleep so i can scream profanities at them nonstop for a few hours