@mrtruthandsoul: Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?
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@Hellaphantitis: "So let's name the turtles after the most influential artists and their sensei we'll name after this lil piece of wood stuck in my foot"
@UhhhJasonWebb: “Somebody needs to go to the store!”-mom yelling from the kitchen “Jason, you think you’re somebody. Why don’t you go to the store?”- Dad
@dreadnaught69: People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop
@meganamram: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.