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@just1fool: "Do you wanna build a snowman?"

"Sir, this is a Build a Bear shop."

*Pulls out carrot

"Oh, you brought a carrot. Sure, whatever."

“Do you wanna build a snowman?”

“Sir, this is a Build a Bear shop.”

*Pulls out carrot

“Oh, you brought a carrot. Sure, whatever.”

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