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@Epygma: "Do you want to go out on a date?"
*sweats nervously*
I C-CAN'T
"Why?"
*shoots friend next to him*
I HAVE TO GO TO A FRIEND'S FUNERAL

“Do you want to go out on a date?”
*sweats nervously*
I C-CAN’T
“Why?”
*shoots friend next to him*
I HAVE TO GO TO A FRIEND’S FUNERAL

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