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@0point5twins: "Do you want to play doctors and nurses?"

*flirty giggle* "ok..."

"I'm a specialist. The earliest I can see you is May next year"

“Do you want to play doctors and nurses?”

*flirty giggle* “ok…”

“I’m a specialist. The earliest I can see you is May next year”

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