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@quietlybiased: Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy.
Let your child play the tuba.
Tuba players never get laid.

Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy. 
Let your child play the tuba. 
Tuba players never get laid.

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