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@orange_rhymer: Doc: have you been displaying any symptoms of vampirism?
Me: I've been..
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Me: Coffin.
Doc: get out

Doc: have you been displaying any symptoms of vampirism?
Me: I’ve been..
Doc: …
Me: …
Doc: …
Me: …
Doc: …
Me: Coffin.
Doc: get out

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