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@MurphyMcLachlan: Doc I keep throwing up

Did u eat anything odd lately

No

What about that bottle youre holding labelled "lizard juice"

You said eat, idiot

Doc I keep throwing up

Did u eat anything odd lately

No

What about that bottle youre holding labelled “lizard juice”

You said eat, idiot

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