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@dafloydsta: Doc: I'm afraid you got 6 months to live
Me: Why are YOU afraid?
Doc: I'm not
Me: You said you were
Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW?

Doc: I’m afraid you got 6 months to live
Me: Why are YOU afraid?
Doc: I’m not
Me: You said you were
Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW?

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