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@withanewname: "Doc, it's embarrassing, but I don't feel sexy."

"Try wearing the wife's panties."

"Really?"

"Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice"

“Doc, it’s embarrassing, but I don’t feel sexy.” 

“Try wearing the wife’s panties.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice”

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