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@iAmDelFreaky: Doc: Let's check your reflexes.

Me: I have the reflexes of a cat.

Doc: *hits my knee with a hammer*

Me: MEOW! *scratches Doc's eyes out*

Doc: Let’s check your reflexes.

Me: I have the reflexes of a cat.

Doc: *hits my knee with a hammer* 

Me: MEOW! *scratches Doc’s eyes out*

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