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@jazmasta: DOC: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?
ME: Can't say I do
DOC: That's one of the symptoms, yes.

DOC: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?
ME: Can’t say I do
DOC: That’s one of the symptoms, yes.

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