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@ArfMeasures: DOCTOR: At a guess, how much alcohol do you drink in a day?
ME: Hardly any
D: That's excellent
ME [swigs vodka] But I'm a terrible guesser

DOCTOR: At a guess, how much alcohol do you drink in a day?
ME: Hardly any
D: That’s excellent
ME [swigs vodka] But I’m a terrible guesser

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