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@kevinrowe1: Doctor: Between 1 and 10, describe how much pain are you in?

Me: Is married a number?

That's how I get the good meds...

Doctor: Between 1 and 10, describe how much pain are you in?

Me: Is married a number?

That’s how I get the good meds…

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