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@NicestHippo: [doctor gets job as 911 operator]

"What's your emergency?"

MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE

"Hmm ok let's wait a few weeks and see how it is then"

[doctor gets job as 911 operator]

“What’s your emergency?”

MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE

“Hmm ok let’s wait a few weeks and see how it is then”

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