@dksc4life: DOCTOR [hitting me with his car] This is for not eating that apple
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@1Happytwit: Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
@sixfootcandy: Librarian: Shhh! Me: Shh! Librarian: Shh! Me: Shh! Librarian: *glares at me* Me: Look lady, I can do this all day.