@ericsshadow: DOCTOR: [holding $5 bill] what's this for?
ME: it's a tip
DOCTOR: okay but you're still dying
ME: [hands him another $5 bill]
![DOCTOR: [holding $5 bill] what’s this for?
ME: it’s a tip
DOCTOR: okay but you’re still dying
ME: [hands him another $5 bill]](/cache/98179.jpg)
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@jjhartinger: Hubs: Columbus discovered America not asking for directions so why do I. Me: He set out for India and went the wrong way. Hubs: Oh. Me: Yep.
@BuckyIsotope: The ending for Toy Story 3 only Andy sells his toys to get weed money and makes a bong out of Mr. Potato Head.
@PunnyOldMan: Keep your friends close and your enemies in the freezer.
@ArfMeasures: HER: You've run over my dog ME: I'm so sorry HER: You're gonna have to replace him ME: [imagines finally being called a good boy] yes please
COMMENTS