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@ericsshadow: DOCTOR: [holding $5 bill] what's this for?
ME: it's a tip
DOCTOR: okay but you're still dying
ME: [hands him another $5 bill]

DOCTOR: [holding $5 bill] what’s this for?
ME: it’s a tip
DOCTOR: okay but you’re still dying
ME: [hands him another $5 bill]

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