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@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "I need to draw some blood."
Me: "Okay."
Doctor: "Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?"

Doctor: “I need to draw some blood.”
Me: “Okay.”
Doctor: “Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?”

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