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@ericsshadow: DOCTOR: If you don't exercise, there's really no point in dieting.

ME: I can't wait to tell my wife the good news.

DOCTOR: If you don’t exercise, there’s really no point in dieting.

ME: I can’t wait to tell my wife the good news.

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