@AndyRichter: Doctor in lab coat peers into microscope. "Good Lord!" he says. "His burrito levels are off the charts!" - from my autopsy
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@_xLNc: My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."
@007Rex_Inc: Saint Peter: Name M: David SP: You're in M: Even after that night in Nogales?! SP *winks* *takes a step* *trap door opens* SP: Sucka!
@peachgrenade: It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.