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@david8hughes: Doctor: ok, just need a urine sample & we're done.
Me handing him my boxers: I'm in a rush. Just wring these out.

Doctor: ok, just need a urine sample & we’re done.
Me handing him my boxers: I’m in a rush. Just wring these out.

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