@lakeanagirl: Doctor said only clear liquids before surgery. Vodka should qualify just fine.
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@BigOlBossman: WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it...
@colesprouse: “Hold on lemme just hotbox these bugs so I can steal and eat their goo.” -beekeepers everywhere