@LuvPug: Doctor: serious side effects of this medication can include death
Me: I'll take it
@TweetPotato314: Trying to get healthier, I took up shadow boxing. I’m getting a lot better at it, but so is he.
@RealDMK: I now realize that my mom did not actually have eyes in the back of her head. She just did as I do, randomly yell out "stop it" every 30 min
@NervousJr: Don't feel like going to the gym?
Go to all your ex's facebook pages and see who they're dating now.
Then go to the gym.
@Just__J0: "I'll never understand why people can't sleep with a closet door open" I say while making sure my feet don't hang over the side of the bed.
@mommajessiec: [at doctor’s office]
Nurse: You may get undressed now.
Me: [rips off tear away pants]
Nurse: Most people wait until I’m out of the room but okay.