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@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "The CAT scan results are in and they have confirmed my suspicions."
Me: "Okay, I'm ready."
Doctor: "You're not a cat."

Doctor: “The CAT scan results are in and they have confirmed my suspicions.”
Me: “Okay, I’m ready.”
Doctor: “You’re not a cat.”

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