@Kauaibride: Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite.
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@robfee: Everyone in horror movies: *Loud scream* It was probably just the wind. *Ghost flies across room* Just the wind. *Dog gets cut in half* Wind
@blaha_Who: You don't know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, an you take all the covers with you.
@TuffyNyC: I'm responsible for the deaths of 100's local singles in my area. They were dying to meet me & I did nothing. I did nothing!