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@tastefactory: DOCTOR: We were all out of blood for your transfusion so we used Mountain Dew
ME: [I don't hear bc I already snowboarded out the window]

DOCTOR: We were all out of blood for your transfusion so we used Mountain Dew
ME: [I don’t hear bc I already snowboarded out the window]

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