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@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "You have lost a lot of blood."
Me: "That's not good."
Doctor: "It's not. You are the worst manager this blood bank has ever seen."

Doctor: “You have lost a lot of blood.”
Me: “That’s not good.”
Doctor: “It’s not. You are the worst manager this blood bank has ever seen.”

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