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@daemonic3: DOCTOR: You should lose some weight

ME: Ok I'll consider it

VET: Your dog should lose some weight

ME: Hey bud, you're going on a diet!

DOCTOR: You should lose some weight

ME: Ok I’ll consider it 

VET: Your dog should lose some weight

ME: Hey bud, you’re going on a diet!

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