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@ArfMeasures: Doctor: You suffer from delusions

Me: I don't think so

Doctor: They seem real but they're not

Stuart Little: He's lying to you

Me: Yeah I know

Doctor: You suffer from delusions

Me: I don’t think so

Doctor: They seem real but they’re not

Stuart Little: He’s lying to you

Me: Yeah I know

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