@UNTRESOR: Doctors just told me I have "stripper lung" from inhaling too much brass polish & if I go back to "JIGGLERS" again I'll die.
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@kelkulus: Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling.
@WigCannon: your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig
@SamDelanche: My boss just asked if I'm illiterate, which is offensive because I know exactly who my father is.