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@sock_holliday: [Doctor's Office]

Doctor: The bad news is you have 3 months to live.

Me: What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

[Doctor’s Office]

Doctor: The bad news is you have 3 months to live.

Me: What’s the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

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